Funny 'Guns Don't Kill People, Dads With Pretty Daughters Do' Tee - Father's Day Gift
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This piece lands best with folks who enjoy cheeky, borderline-satirical dad humor, vintage-inspired graphic style, and straightforward, conversation-starting wardrobe choices. Bring it to Father’s Day cookouts, casual family gatherings, or bachelor parties where an irreverent gag tee fits the mood.
Story: Slip this tee on and feel like the guy who tells the loudest stories at the picnic — unbothered, a little irreverent, and always ready with a grin. The worn-text type treats the message like an old inside joke. It hangs relaxed on the body, so you can crack wise and still sit back and relax.
Language that resonates: Calls itself a ‘gag tee’ and leans into ‘dad humor,’ ‘retro distressed print,’ and ‘wear-every-weekend comfort’ — phrases that fit the crowd who buy this kind of laugh-first apparel.
Occasions woven in naturally: Father’s Day grill sessions, casual family get-togethers, backyard parties, or any informal event where a playful, provocative tee is part of the fun.
Product features
- Midweight 100% cotton body for year-round comfort (solid colors)
- Seamless tubular knit reduces fabric waste and gives a clean side profile
- Ribbed, elastic collar with shoulder twill tape to prevent stretching
- Dual printing methods (DTF for sleeves/labels, DTG for main art) for crisp, detailed graphics
- OEKO-TEX® certified fabric with tear-away label and 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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